Djurdja Bogicevic 17

as portrayed by Igor Bosiljcic

I interviewed Djurdja. I gave her only 50 questions to answer and the results are very interesting. Djurdja appears to be my kind of person. She likes to eat, especially roast chicken and mashed potatoes. Oh my god, imagine that crunchy, hard-on-outside-soft-on-inside, warm, delicious, in-mouth-melting, with gravy on top, hard on salt and ketchup meal. She really knows what to eat. In her menu you could add all kind of sweets. You'd better be careful around her, because she gets irritated very quickly. She also isn't patient. You could say she is weird, she doesn't like to lead or to be lead. She doesn't have any specific hobby and she likes team sports, especially basketball. Djurdja hates computers, so all you computer nerds who want to ask her out either give up, or commit suicide. She prefers black music (music played by black people-explanation given by the leading Oxford Professor Dr Know It All), acid jazz (that is a kind of music where jazz musicians pour acids on brass instruments and they record all those sizzling sounds), and sometimes Latino music (music played by 1000 year old Roman mummies in Latin). She would like to live in Brazil, Spain, and Indonesia. She is a religious kind of person. She likes French and Spanish languages. She isn't nosy but she likes to investigate things, how big a liar you can get. A long time ago she was hardheaded, but using a miracle medicine (you can make one yourself for only $9999. In a big pot, put sugar, spice and everything nice. This recipe is made available by Snickers.) her head got soft. She doesn't have a favorite subject, in fact she hates school, so in 20 years time she will become a mass murderer who has sworn to come back and kill all teachers. She likes only some animals. She likes reading, a real book worm. She doesn't like to sleep that much. And she hates me.